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Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
02/23/2016 at 10:55 • Filed to: None

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I found the captain of the douche canoe yesterday.

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we’re at a red light, traffics a mess, as soon as the light turns green he starts revving his engine. Traffics not moving so he beeps, cuz you know thats going to magically get everyone out of his way. Traffic moves about 5' so he drops the clutch to chirp his wheels and stop again. He manages to get around the car infront of him, almost hitting the curb to just cut infront of the next car and get nowhere. what a DOUCHE.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > OPPOsaurus WRX
02/23/2016 at 11:01

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God-damn BMW clutch delay valves!


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > OPPOsaurus WRX
02/23/2016 at 11:14

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something something digital tire pressure gauge


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > OPPOsaurus WRX
02/23/2016 at 11:30

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At least we know he’ll be needing a new clutch soon ... what do we guess - 10 grand?


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > OPPOsaurus WRX
02/23/2016 at 11:32

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I would actually be surprised if it was a manual.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > It's a "Porch-uh"
02/23/2016 at 11:46

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yea he rolled backwards a bit at the previous red light so i’d say yes, the shifting sounded awful so I would guess it was his first manual. I’m sure it wont be long until we see a post about captain douche flying off the road